their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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