Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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