the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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