eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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