I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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