I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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