I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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