I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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