It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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