Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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