rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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