matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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