It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have post one night stand depression
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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