I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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