why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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