how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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