ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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