He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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