I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my shit smells like andre
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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