You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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