I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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