yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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