Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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