I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
A+ Viking dick
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Randomize