My sheets look like a crime scene.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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