oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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