Already got asked if we're dating
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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