he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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