Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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