ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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