By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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