Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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