C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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