i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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