she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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