He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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