Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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