Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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