her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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