Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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