O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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