You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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