Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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