yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
