On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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