just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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