Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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