there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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