she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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