Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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