You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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