I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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