So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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