People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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