I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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