kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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