butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
